a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”
Nathan Fillion is not appreciated enough.
My friends brother called me “richie” as I was wiping down my dad’s old laptop that I bought from him
He then proceeded to go downstairs to his room and play on his Xbox
Your parents bought that
You’ve never worked a day in your life
BIRDS ARE GREAT
Lucy is breaking out & you can’t stop her. #LucyMovie
Whenever I have a friend over
Such polite barks
he gets up all excited the last time like YEAH I’M GONNA SPEAK YEAH WATCH THIS
GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD
PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS
AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.
BRAINS OVER BRAWN.
MIND OVER MATTER.
PAPER OVER ROCK.
You clever little shit.
then what the fuck does scissors mean
These may look like party balloons but they are actually rainbow grapes. These grapes aren’t a rare species, they are created during Véraison (when grapes turn from green to purple as they ripen).
Image: BizarBin/Worth1000/Sesan Olasupo/Laritech Garden Seeds Branch Company